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– I am terrified of bees, and I’m pretty sure they know it.

– I have an aversion to bridges. Because, you know.

– I love to travel. Anywhere. Hence my frequent trips to Walmart.

– I was in the Army. [Nuh uh] Was so.

– I earned an Expert badge on the M16 rifle.

– When they gave me a hand grenade, I discovered I cannot throw well. So did they.

– I am one of the most undomesticated women I know. I try, but really, I shouldn’t.